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Old 12-05-2009, 06:52 PM   #1
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A single Chinese man owns a Chinese restaurant, and one day a beautiful Chinese woman walks in. He immediately walks over and asks her out on a date. She agrees. They go out for a while, and soon, the man proposes to her. She says "Yes, but before we do, there`* something you must know. I have never had the sex, but I`ve read about it." He says that it`* not a problem, and they are married. On their honeymoon, the man tells his wife that since she`* a virgin, she can choose what they do first. She says "Oh, most honorable husband. I am honored to be your wife, even though I have never had the sex, but I`ve read about it. So, I have chosen to have the 69. The husband looks confused, and after thinking about it, he says "You want.. the beef and broccoli?"
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ROFLMAO!!!!! that'* great!!!
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Todds on a roll. Or is that egg roll.
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I got the disapproving head shake from my wife, so it was a good one
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I got the disapproving head shake from my wife, so it was a good one
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69?? I always go for 77. Because you get 8 (ate) more!
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hmmm speaking of numbers didn't we post this joke here some time ago?
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A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: “Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the time you get this letter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautiful and sexy eighteen year old secretary.” When he arrived at the hotel, there was a letter waiting for him that read as follows: “Dear Husband, I too am 54 years old, and by the time you receive this letter I will be at the Savoy Hotel with my eighteen year old toy boy. Because you are an accountant, you will surely appreciate that l8 goes into 54 many more times than 54 goes into 18.”
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