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Old 12-05-2009, 10:21 PM   #1
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Talking This ones for Kevin! -The Fire Truck

A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when he notices a little girl next door. The little girl is in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side.

She is wearing a fireman'* hat and has the wagon tied to a dog. The fireman says "Hey little girl. What are you doing?" The little girl says "I'm pretending to be a fireman and this is my fire truck!"

The fireman walks over to take a closer look. "Little girl that sure is a nice fire truck!" the fireman says. "Thanks mister", says the little girl. The fireman looks a little closer and notices the little girl has tied the dog to the wagon by it'* *********.

"Little girl", says the fireman, "I don't want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the dog'* neck I think you could go faster."

The little girl says, "You're probably right mister, but then I wouldn't have a siren!"
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that one made my eyes water nice todd
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Poor puppy.
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Disclaimer:

No actual dogs have been hurt in the making of this joke.
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Hilarious! Wooooooooooooooooooooo
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