The Broken Mower
Thread Starter
Senior Member
True Car Nut
Joined: Dec 2003
Posts: 7,965
Likes: 0
From: Right in front of you
The Broken Mower
The Broken Mower
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me
that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf - always something more important to me.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived
home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.
I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the
driveway."
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
Moral to this story: Marriage is a relationship in which one person is
always right, and the other is the husband.
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me
that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf - always something more important to me.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived
home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.
I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the
driveway."
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
Moral to this story: Marriage is a relationship in which one person is
always right, and the other is the husband.
at least you'll be walking soon
Senior Member
Posts like a Turbo
Joined: Oct 2006
Posts: 221
Likes: 0
From: Twin Lake, MI
Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
.
.
)
Thread
Thread Starter
Forum
Replies
Last Post