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Old 08-30-2006, 03:07 AM   #1
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A visitor to the Los Angeles County Museum of Natural History stood marveling at the bones of a huge dinosaur. He noticed a young, blonde woman wearing the museum'* docent uniform and studying a college textbook on volcanos. He walked over to the blonde woman and said, reading her name tag, "Excuse me Stephanie, I have a question."
"Hi." Stephanie, the blonde docent replied. "What'* your question?"
"Can you tell me how old the dinosaur bones are?"
The blonde young woman answered, "They are three million, four years, and six months old."
"Wow that'* old. How do you know their age so precisely?" The man asked.
Stephanie replied, "Well, the dinosaur
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.... and?
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yep im lost too
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...And so the bartender says, "that'* not a duck."
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Rectum?? Damn near killed 'em!!!

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well, the dinosaur walked into a bar......
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Kens Joke Continued


"Well, the dinosaur bones were three million
years old when I started working here, and that was four and a half years
ago."



Ken must have fallen asleep in the middle of typing the joke.
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that was funny right there It was like "How do you keep a moron in suspense" type of thing.
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