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Old 01-04-2006, 02:05 AM   #1
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> Blonde`* Year in Review:
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>> January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
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>> February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print
>> labels....."duh".....bottles won`t fit in typewriter!!!
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>> March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said
>> "2-4 years!"
>>
>> April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!
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>> May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cup * of water won`t fit into those
>> little packets!!!
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>> June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn`t find a lake with a slope.
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>> July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other
>> swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
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>> August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top
>> was down.
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>> September - The capital of California is "C".....isn`t it???
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>> October - Hate M &M`*.....they are so hard to peel.
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>> November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per
>> pound and I weigh 108!!!
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>> December - Couldn`t call 911....."duh".....there`* no "eleven" button on
>> the phone!!!
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>> What a year!!
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January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight

March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said
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