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Old Jun 13, 2011 | 12:33 AM
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We think we have heard them all, and please dont just fill the thread with copy/paste lists we have heard over and over. We need fresh. I read one tonight that made me chuckle.

A blonde walks into work, and both of her ears are all bandaged up. The boss says, "What happened to your ears?"

She says, "Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and ****! I accidentally answered the iron."

The boss says, "Well, that explains one ear, but what happened to your other ear?"

She replies, "Well, geez, I had to call the doctor!"
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Old Jun 13, 2011 | 08:24 AM
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Ahh, a good early morning chuckle.
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Old Jun 14, 2011 | 10:14 PM
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haha thats awesome i have never heard that..NICE
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Old Jun 14, 2011 | 10:21 PM
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why are blondes belly buttons so big?









their boyfriends are blonde too!
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Old Jun 14, 2011 | 11:02 PM
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Uhm....... heh heh heh I guess it makes them feel Big. BAHAHAHAHAHA
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Old Jun 15, 2011 | 02:55 PM
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What do you call a blonde who dyed her hair brown?

Artifical Intelligence
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Old Jun 15, 2011 | 09:36 PM
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hahahah love that one
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Old Jun 15, 2011 | 10:20 PM
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how can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?


she has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her pencil anywhere!
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Old Jun 15, 2011 | 10:21 PM
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!, Now that would be ackward to inquire about...
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Old Jun 16, 2011 | 05:49 PM
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thats intense
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