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Old 02-03-2006, 12:50 PM   #1
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A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, "Can you tell me how long it'll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?"

The agent replies, "Just a minute..."

"Thank you," the blonde says, and hangs up!!!




There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and she arrived there just before a business man coming to quench his thirst. She opened her purse and put in 50 cents, studied the machine a little, pushed a Diet Coke selection, and out came a Diet Coke which she placed on a counter by the machine.

Then she reached in her purse again and pulled out a dollar and inserted it in the machine. Studying the machine carefully, she pushed the button for Coke Classic and out came a Coke Classic and 50 cents change.

She immediately took the 50 cents and put it in the machine, studied it for a moment and pushed the Mountain Dew button. Out came a Mello Yello. As she was reaching into her purse again, the business man who had been waiting patiently for several minutes now spoke up.

"Excuse me Ms., but are you done yet?" She looked at him and indignantly replied: "Well Duhhh!, I'm still winning!"

I shall now run and hide! I can feel the smacks from here!
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HAHA those are good!
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There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and she arrived there just before a business man coming to quench his thirst. She opened her purse and put in 50 cents, studied the machine a little, pushed a Diet Coke selection, and out came a Diet Coke which she placed on a counter by the machine.

Then she reached in her purse again and pulled out a dollar and inserted it in the machine. Studying the machine carefully, she pushed the button for Coke Classic and out came a Coke Classic and 50 cents change.

She immediately took the 50 cents and put it in the machine, studied it for a moment and pushed the Mountain Dew button. Out came a Mello Yello. As she was reaching into her purse again, the business man who had been waiting patiently for several minutes now spoke up.

"Excuse me Ms., but are you done yet?" She looked at him and indignantly replied: "Well Duhhh!, I'm still winning!"
We have a change machine here at work that will accept up to a $20. I put a ten into it once (all I had) and while it was spitting out quarters I yelled "Jackpot!!" just for fun (one of them long nights, y'know)

Had the whole call center laughing for 20 minutes.
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We have a change machine here at work that will accept up to a $20. I put a ten into it once (all I had) and while it was spitting out quarters I yelled "Jackpot!!" just for fun (one of them long nights, y'know)

Had the whole call center laughing for 20 minutes.
Uh..John..you work days...
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We have a change machine here at work that will accept up to a $20. I put a ten into it once (all I had) and while it was spitting out quarters I yelled "Jackpot!!" just for fun (one of them long nights, y'know)

Had the whole call center laughing for 20 minutes.
Uh..John..you work days...
Ummm, Bill, the people that have been here more than a week (or are just paying attention) know that I started in this club when I was on the nightshift. almost 4 freakin years of the night shift.... Might kinda explain my mental situation, huh???
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Might kinda explain my mental situation, huh???
Not sure that anything explains your mental situation buddy.... we like ya anyways though.
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Those were great Tom.....but, you may want to hang low for a while .....LOL
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We have a change machine here at work that will accept up to a $20. I put a ten into it once (all I had) and while it was spitting out quarters I yelled "Jackpot!!" just for fun (one of them long nights, y'know)

Had the whole call center laughing for 20 minutes.
Uh..John..you work days...
Ummm, Bill, the people that have been here more than a week (or are just paying attention) know that I started in this club when I was on the nightshift. almost 4 freakin years of the night shift.... Might kinda explain my mental situation, huh???
That doesn't explain a thing about you MOS. Nothing will ever explain what'* wrong with you.
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We have a change machine here at work that will accept up to a $20. I put a ten into it once (all I had) and while it was spitting out quarters I yelled "Jackpot!!" just for fun (one of them long nights, y'know)

Had the whole call center laughing for 20 minutes.
Uh..John..you work days...
Ummm, Bill, the people that have been here more than a week (or are just paying attention) know that I started in this club when I was on the nightshift. almost 4 freakin years of the night shift.... Might kinda explain my mental situation, huh???
That doesn't explain a thing about you MOS. Nothing will ever explain what'* wrong with you.
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We have a change machine here at work that will accept up to a $20. I put a ten into it once (all I had) and while it was spitting out quarters I yelled "Jackpot!!" just for fun (one of them long nights, y'know)

Had the whole call center laughing for 20 minutes.
Uh..John..you work days...
Ummm, Bill, the people that have been here more than a week (or are just paying attention) know that I started in this club when I was on the nightshift. almost 4 freakin years of the night shift.... Might kinda explain my mental situation, huh???
That doesn't explain a thing about you MOS. Nothing will ever explain what'* wrong with you.
Part of the Master Plan Helps kepp the riff-raff away
Sounds like a plan to me.
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