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Old 01-13-2006, 10:12 PM   #1
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No offense Melissa! You are the exception to the rule.

Hope you have not seen this one.

One winter morning a couple was listening to the radio over breakfast.
They hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through." Norman'* wife goes out and moves her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through." Norman'* wife goes out and moves her car
again.

The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today You must park ..." Then the power goes out.

Norman'* wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?"

With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, Norman says ..

"Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"
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I hadn't heard it before. But I saw it coming.
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I hadn't heard it before. But I saw it coming.
well aren't you quite the observer.
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I'm blonde. I did that once.













And I didn't even have a garage at the time.
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Ive never heard that one Tracy
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MOS has had better ones.... didn't really make me laugh sorry! *Waits for Bill'*(boost) response*
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hey yal havn't been on in forever.. BUT its NOT only blonds that do stupid ****...(looks round to make sure no one cought on...) lol
ps, i don't get it lol
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Thanks for the fuel Tracy, always looking for blonde jokes for Pmom
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