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Old 01-24-2005, 09:58 PM   #1
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THE TALE OF THE BLONDE HORSEBACK RIDER


A young blonde woman decides to try horseback riding,
even though she has had no lessons or prior
experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the
horse immediately springs into action. As it gallops
along at a steady and rhythmic pace, the blonde begins
to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the
horse'* mane, but cannot get a firm grip. She tries to
throw her arms around the horse'* neck, but she slides
down the side of the horse anyway!
The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its'
slipping rider. Finally, losing her frail grip, the
blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw
herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot becomes
entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the
mercy of the horse'* pounding hooves as her head is
struck against the ground over and over and over.
As her head is batter ed against the ground and she is
mere moments away from unconsciousness, to her great
fortune, Frank, the Walmart greeter, sees her and
unplugs the horse.
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Seen it before...but it still makes me laugh :P
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LOL thats hilarious
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Friggin hilarious -even my dad laughed at it and he'* not much of a jokester.
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Oh my god! I hope she'* allright!

Talk about taking chances.
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50% of my msn list just received that

LOL
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That happened to me once, and it'* not funny. And that should have been DON, the wal-mart greeter.
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