A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What'* the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor." She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"

HAHAH! Wow. That was a good one. Must have been a old Beamer.

Good one