Man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches a blonde sitting by
herself:

Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?"

Blonde: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs."

Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"

Blonde: "No, they open."

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man wonders to himself... wahts this girls name and wheres this bar at...

thats a very common disease for blondes

:? ........

I am a blonde.........



I would run and hide if I were you!!!!

Mom has spoken...all men go into hiding Now.... I SAID NOW lol

Funny thing is that I got it from the people I work for. I rarely see them, but get these jokes all the time. Oh did I mention that it is a woman that sends me these jokes. I also get funny commercials sent to me too. I usually have to empty out my inbox while out of town cause she fills it up with jokes.

The joke was very funny....it was the comment made after....not so funny