A young blonde woman walks into an appliance store and says, ''I'd like to buy that TV'' the employee says ''Sorry I can't sell that TV to blondes.'' So she goes home, dyes her hair red and says ''I'd like to buy that TV.'' The employee says, ''I can't sell that TV to blondes.'' So she dyes her hair black, goes back and says ''I'd like to buy that TV.'' Once again the employee says the same thing. The blonde says ''I've tried to buy that TV 3 times! How did you know I was blonde?'' The employee responds, ''Because thats not a TV, that'* a microwave'''

Funny! I've never heard that one. As my sister and I either are or where blondes We started collecting Dumb Blonde jokes. Thanks!

That'* a good one!!!!

Another one to add to my collection....I think I have heard them all now.

When I was attending a military aviation school in Beaufort, SC, we weren't allowed to have microwaves in the barracks. I successfully disguised mine as a TV for 3 months, and never got caught. I simply put some rabbit ears antennas on it, changed the **** to show channels, and left an old TV remote on the table next to it.

Crafty!