The Birds and the Bees
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The Birds and the Bees.
A little boy asks his father "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room at Yahoo.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. I upgraded my floppy to a stiffy and then your mother agreed to do a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said:
You've got male!"
A little boy asks his father "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room at Yahoo.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. I upgraded my floppy to a stiffy and then your mother agreed to do a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said:
You've got male!"
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