BIG MISTAKE! - GM Forum - Buick, Cadillac, Chev, Olds, GMC & Pontiac chat


Lounge For casual talk about things unrelated to General Motors. In other words, off-topic stuff. And anything else that does not fit Section Description.

Reply
 
 
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Old 08-16-2006, 04:50 AM   #1
Junior Member
Thread Starter
 
Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 0
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
wjcollier07 is on a distinguished road
Default BIG MISTAKE!

Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE".

The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a small box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for Friday.
wjcollier07 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-16-2006, 07:53 AM   #2
Senior Member
Certified Car Nut
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Robbinsdale, MN
Posts: 15,408
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
MOS95B is on a distinguished road
Default

I'll let Tracey call this one....
MOS95B is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-16-2006, 11:16 AM   #3
Senior Member
True Car Nut
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Central Florida
Posts: 7,030
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
lash is on a distinguished road
Default

I liked it!
lash is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-16-2006, 11:37 AM   #4
Senior Member
True Car Nut
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Right in front of you
Posts: 7,965
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
SSE14U24ME is on a distinguished road
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by MOS95B
I'll let Tracey call this one....
Thank you MOS.

Ed deserved exactly what he got although if it were me personally I would have tortured him with every thing in a womans arsenal. The one gift "The Epilady" which is supposed to gently remove hair but actually janks it out painfully! I would start with that at the top of his head and work my way south all the way down to his toes and every inch in between , then I would find good use for that scalding hot curling iron (let your imagination run wild!! ) and then I would have him drawn & quartered like they did in the good old days.

Does that sufficiently prove that men shouldn't forget anniversary'*, birthdays, or any other important day???
SSE14U24ME is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-16-2006, 11:40 AM   #5
Senior Member
Certified Car Nut
 
dbeast420's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: My reclining computer chair
Posts: 11,269
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
dbeast420 is on a distinguished road
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
Quote:
Originally Posted by MOS95B
I'll let Tracey call this one....
Thank you MOS.

Ed deserved exactly what he got although if it were me personally I would have tortured him with every thing in a womans arsenal. The one gift "The Epilady" which is supposed to gently remove hair but actually janks it out painfully! I would start with that at the top of his head and work my way south all the way down to his toes and every inch in between , then I would find good use for that scalding hot curling iron (let your imagination run wild!! ) and then I would have him drawn & quartered like they did in the good old days.

Does that sufficiently prove that men shouldn't forget anniversary'*, birthdays, or any other important day???
Is someone having a bad morning??
dbeast420 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-16-2006, 11:44 AM   #6
Senior Member
True Car Nut
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Right in front of you
Posts: 7,965
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
SSE14U24ME is on a distinguished road
Default

actually I am having a pretty good day so far. I'm in a good mood. You should see when I'm in a bad mood though

Just kidding, I'm not that mean or spiteful
SSE14U24ME is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-16-2006, 11:45 AM   #7
Senior Member
True Car Nut
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Central Florida
Posts: 7,030
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
lash is on a distinguished road
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
Ed deserved exactly what he got although if it were me personally I would have tortured him with every thing in a womans arsenal. The one gift "The Epilady" which is supposed to gently remove hair but actually janks it out painfully! I would start with that at the top of his head and work my way south all the way down to his toes and every inch in between , then I would find good use for that scalding hot curling iron (let your imagination run wild!! ) and then I would have him drawn & quartered like they did in the good old days.

Does that sufficiently prove that men shouldn't forget anniversary'*, birthdays, or any other important day???


OW!!!!

Harboring a little repressed anger there, Tracy?
lash is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-16-2006, 11:46 AM   #8
Senior Member
True Car Nut
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Right in front of you
Posts: 7,965
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
SSE14U24ME is on a distinguished road
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by lash
Quote:
Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
Ed deserved exactly what he got although if it were me personally I would have tortured him with every thing in a womans arsenal. The one gift "The Epilady" which is supposed to gently remove hair but actually janks it out painfully! I would start with that at the top of his head and work my way south all the way down to his toes and every inch in between , then I would find good use for that scalding hot curling iron (let your imagination run wild!! ) and then I would have him drawn & quartered like they did in the good old days.

Does that sufficiently prove that men shouldn't forget anniversary'*, birthdays, or any other important day???


OW!!!!

Harboring a little repressed anger there, Tracy?
Not at all, I am sweet I am not the least bit angry at anyone.
SSE14U24ME is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-16-2006, 12:09 PM   #9
Senior Member
Certified Car Nut
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Robbinsdale, MN
Posts: 15,408
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
MOS95B is on a distinguished road
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
Quote:
Originally Posted by MOS95B
I'll let Tracey call this one....
Thank you MOS.

Ed deserved exactly what he got although if it were me personally I would have tortured him with every thing in a womans arsenal. The one gift "The Epilady" which is supposed to gently remove hair but actually janks it out painfully! I would start with that at the top of his head and work my way south all the way down to his toes and every inch in between , then I would find good use for that scalding hot curling iron (let your imagination run wild!! ) and then I would have him drawn & quartered like they did in the good old days.

Does that sufficiently prove that men shouldn't forget anniversary'*, birthdays, or any other important day???
Actually, all I meant is that I thought you had posted this one before....

Jeez.....
MOS95B is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-16-2006, 12:12 PM   #10
Senior Member
True Car Nut
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Right in front of you
Posts: 7,965
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
SSE14U24ME is on a distinguished road
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by MOS95B
Quote:
Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
Quote:
Originally Posted by MOS95B
I'll let Tracey call this one....
Thank you MOS.

Ed deserved exactly what he got although if it were me personally I would have tortured him with every thing in a womans arsenal. The one gift "The Epilady" which is supposed to gently remove hair but actually janks it out painfully! I would start with that at the top of his head and work my way south all the way down to his toes and every inch in between , then I would find good use for that scalding hot curling iron (let your imagination run wild!! ) and then I would have him drawn & quartered like they did in the good old days.

Does that sufficiently prove that men shouldn't forget anniversary'*, birthdays, or any other important day???
Actually, all I meant is that I thought you had posted this one before....

Jeez.....
Oh , oopsey .....nevermind.
SSE14U24ME is offline   Reply With Quote
 
 
Reply

Related Topics
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Big Move...BIg Renovations...Big Time! Jim W Lounge 32 06-16-2005 12:02 AM
Big guy....Big Car....Big Possibilities Way_2Fast_Way_2Furious Introductions for new members 10 05-25-2005 01:06 PM
big mistake Garb Audio (and aftermarket electronics) 11 01-12-2004 08:25 PM
Service Info: 1992 SSEI Alternator (Learn from my mistake) TelePlayer 1992-1999 6 07-28-2003 04:02 PM


Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off



All times are GMT -4. The time now is 08:05 AM.


We are a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for us to earn fees by linking to Amazon.com and affiliated sites.