Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE".

The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a small box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for Friday.

I'll let Tracey call this one....

I liked it!

Thank you MOS.

Ed deserved exactly what he got although if it were me personally I would have tortured him with every thing in a womans arsenal. The one gift "The Epilady" which is supposed to gently remove hair but actually janks it out painfully! I would start with that at the top of his head and work my way south all the way down to his toes and every inch in between , then I would find good use for that scalding hot curling iron (let your imagination run wild!! ) and then I would have him drawn & quartered like they did in the good old days.

Does that sufficiently prove that men shouldn't forget anniversary'*, birthdays, or any other important day???

Is someone having a bad morning??

actually I am having a pretty good day so far. I'm in a good mood. You should see when I'm in a bad mood though

Just kidding, I'm not that mean or spiteful

OW!!!!

Harboring a little repressed anger there, Tracy?

Not at all, I am sweet I am not the least bit angry at anyone.

Actually, all I meant is that I thought you had posted this one before....

Jeez.....

Oh , oopsey .....nevermind.