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Old 09-13-2006, 12:00 AM   #1
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So I parked at work this morning and one of the Payroll Clerk shows up in her new car.

She always has her nose in the air and now it is so high it must be kinking her neck.

She has been working here almost as long as me but her husband has been cashing in on the recent construction boom as a Carpentry worker in Alberta.

As a grandmother she must be going thru her change of life.

Do I sound jealous

You got that right.

The only good thing about it is it'* Silver colour.

Even with the added weight of her enormous body, the car she is now driving will be untouchable no matter how much I mod any of my vehicles, although I know she will never come close to tapping its potential.

You probably guessed it.

A new convertible Viper. The only one in town.

Let'* see how long it takes for it to break down like the Dodge it is.
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Old 09-13-2006, 12:02 AM   #2
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You'll need to take a pic. of it next to the bullet tommarow!
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more likley it will be neglected and run like crap, look horrible, and lose value like none other... if you don't know anything about it beyond color how much do you think you'll care about it... not at all
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Viper? Meh its a chicks car
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you got to love the women who get the cars that everyone else could really enjoy and then b)(*h about it not being what she wants
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Viper? Meh its a chicks car
A Viper I could stand to have would be the Hennessey Venom version. Talk about insane.
http://www.hennesseyperformance.com/...ctionReq=Where
Performance:
0-60 mph: 2.9 sec.
0-100 mph: 5.8 sec.
0-150 mph: 10.9 sec.
0-200 mph: 19.6 sec.
Top Speed: 255 mph

I'd probably kill myslef.
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I love the new ones... But they set them selfs on fire...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-KKYoiFgB4
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I'd probably kill myslef.
Correction...


I would kill you, then steal the car
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That one got a good laugh
IF you could actually catch me
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Paul, betcha she doesn't know how to REALLY drive the thing.

I'll bet you some salmon dip the girl would lose to the Bullet for that reason alone.
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