Bones, Bones 'tem Bones (and a Blonde)
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Bones, Bones 'tem Bones (and a Blonde)
A visitor to the Los Angeles County Museum of Natural History stood marveling at the bones of a huge dinosaur. He noticed a young, blonde woman wearing the museum'* docent uniform and studying a college textbook on volcanos. He walked over to the blonde woman and said, reading her name tag, "Excuse me Stephanie, I have a question."
"Hi." Stephanie, the blonde docent replied. "What'* your question?"
"Can you tell me how old the dinosaur bones are?"
The blonde young woman answered, "They are three million, four years, and six months old."
"Wow that'* old. How do you know their age so precisely?" The man asked.
Stephanie replied, "Well, the dinosaur
"Hi." Stephanie, the blonde docent replied. "What'* your question?"
"Can you tell me how old the dinosaur bones are?"
The blonde young woman answered, "They are three million, four years, and six months old."
"Wow that'* old. How do you know their age so precisely?" The man asked.
Stephanie replied, "Well, the dinosaur
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Kens Joke Continued 
"Well, the dinosaur bones were three million
years old when I started working here, and that was four and a half years
ago."
Ken must have fallen asleep in the middle of typing the joke.
"Well, the dinosaur bones were three million
years old when I started working here, and that was four and a half years
ago."
Ken must have fallen asleep in the middle of typing the joke.
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