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Old 01-06-2007, 03:32 AM   #1
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WOMAN'* POEM

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who'* not a creep,
One who'* handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he'* gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man, who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.



MAN'* POEM

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge *****
who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a ****.
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MAN'* POEM

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge *****
who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a ***^.
AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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its "a YOUNG deaf-mute big-boobed nympho...."
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its "a YOUNG deaf-mute big-boobed nympho...."
3 foot tall with a flat head.................
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3 foot tall with a flat head.................
Would that be so you have a place to put your brewski???
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