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Old 04-11-2007, 05:02 PM   #1
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Pig Joke

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A pig walked into a bar and asked, "Do you serve root beer?"

The bartender said he did.

"I'd like one, please," the pig said.

After the pig had finished, he asked to use the rest room.

After the pig left, another pig came in and asked for two root
Beers. This pig then asked for the rest room just like the first
One had.

Two more pigs came in. One ordered three root beers and the other
Four. They too used the rest room.

When a fifth pig came in, the bartender said,

"Let me guess, you want five root beers."
The pig was shocked. "Why, yes. Yes, I would."

When he was done, he started to walk out. The bartender was
Confused.

"Don't you want to use the rest room like the other four pigs
Did?"

"No, I'm the fifth little piggy. I go wee-wee-wee all the way
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Old 04-11-2007, 05:14 PM   #2
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now THAT IS FUNNY!!! not.... :(
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.... Should have seen that one coming. Pretty good.
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I feel like theres a nursery rhyme I didn't grow up with. I don't get it.
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