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Old 05-17-2007, 05:44 PM   #1
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Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of
the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones
because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead,
they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as
good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong
with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to
wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave
enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. Share this
with women who are good apples, even those who have already
been picked!

Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and
it'* up to women to stomp the **** out of them until they turn
into something acceptable to have dinner with.

I'll get yelled at for this one
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I don't know if all this is true, but I do know women sure enjoy stomping the **** out of men like wine grapes.
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Scott, you are sooo smart
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Someone'* suckin' up to the womenfolk, huh??
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You get more with honey than you do with vinegar
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You get more with honey than you do with vinegar
I guess we can forgive your spelling mistake, since the "h" key is rather close to the "m" key on the keyboard.
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I guess we can forgive your spelling mistake, since the "h" key is rather close to the "m" key on the keyboard.
mwa hah aha. three cool points.
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You get more with honey than you do with vinegar
I guess we can forgive your spelling mistake, since the "h" key is rather close to the "m" key on the keyboard.
Sorry to burst your illusion, hon, but I make my own money. I don't need some mans money
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