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Old 10-05-2006, 07:53 PM   #1
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WHAT PART OF YOUR BODY GOES TO HEAVEN FIRST?

The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and
she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven . . . which part
of your body goes first?

"Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it'* your hands.

"Why do you think it'* your hands, Suzy?"

Suzy replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together, in
front of you, and God just takes your hands first."

"What a wonderful answer!" the nun said.

Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it'* your legs.

"The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face.

"Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?

"Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy'* bedroom the
other night.

Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, "Oh God,
I'm coming!

"If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her."

The nun fainted.
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Little Johnny strikes again! My co-worker got a real kick out of that
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That kid gets in more trouble
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ROFLMFAO


that one was great
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bwah ha ha!
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I actually have a "little Johnny" in my school, of course his name is not Johnny, but OH MY GOD, the trouble that kid finds!
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I actually have a "little Johnny" in my school, of course his name is not Johnny, but OH MY GOD, the trouble that kid finds!
I think there is one in every classroom
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