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Old 09-26-2006, 11:17 AM   #1
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During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good
manners, asked her students the following question:

"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady,
how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom ?"

Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."

The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite."

"What about you, Peter, how would you say it?"

Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll
be right back."

"That'* better, but it'* st ill not very nice to say the word bathroom
at the dinner table."

"And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us
your good manners ?"

Little Johnny said, "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for
a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom
I hope you'll get to meet after dinner."

The teacher fainted !!!
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Oooooh.... That Little Johnny!
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Oooooh.... That Little Johnny!
yeah, where is MOS at today???
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That'* a good one Tracy
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Oooooh.... That Little Johnny!
yeah, where is MOS at today???
You can kiss all of my ***!!!

His teacher sure faints a lot, don't she??
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Oooooh.... That Little Johnny!
yeah, where is MOS at today???

you mean this Mos?

http://www.bonnevilleclub.com/forum/...ds+dear+friend
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Oooooh.... That Little Johnny!
yeah, where is MOS at today???

you mean this Mos?

http://www.bonnevilleclub.com/forum/...ds+dear+friend
That would be the one and if you look at the date it has been almost a year since the post :P

Oh, and MOS- :P You are gonna let us kiss ALL of your ***?? Everyone form a line to the right so we can kiss his lilly white behind
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