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Old 09-23-2005, 05:33 AM
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A couple drove their car to K-Mart. Their
car broke down in the parking lot. The man told
his wife to go on with the shopping while he fixed
the car there in the lot. The wife returned later
to see a small group of people near the car.

On closer inspection she saw a pair of male legs
protruding from under the chassis. Although the
man was in shorts, they had ridden up his legs, and
his lack of underpants had turned his private parts
into glaringly public ones.

Unable to stand the embarrassment she dutifully
stepped forward, quickly put her hand up his
shorts and tucked everything back into place.


































On regaining her feet she looked across the hood and
found herself staring at her husband who was
standing idly by. The poor mechanic under the car
had to have three stitches in his head.
Old 09-23-2005, 09:19 AM
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Old 09-23-2005, 11:55 AM
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*shakes head* thats just not right......
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ok being the blonde that i am... im completely lost on this one.
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comando is so much fun though! Just not while working under a car.
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Originally Posted by Melissa
ok being the blonde that i am... im completely lost on this one.
Old 09-23-2005, 01:20 PM
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I don't believe that for a second.....who shops at K-mart anymore?
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Originally Posted by Jack
I don't believe that for a second.....who shops at K-mart anymore?

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NVMD... omg I feel like a total moron now... I got it. No it didn't take me all day... I was at work! :P I am so retarded!!!
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since i'm in the military i don't shop there. they said they don't support our military.
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