Alcohol and Judgement
Just trying to live up to my Avatar, and kill some time at work
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK Indubitably Innovative Preliminary Proliferation Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK Specificity British Constitution Passive-aggressive disorder Loquacious Transubstantiation THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK Thanks, but I don't want to have sex Nope, no more booze for me Sorry, but you're not really my type Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight? Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing |
:lol: I can't say those when I'm sober...but if I'm hammered. I'm down right brilliant. :shock:
Thats right ladies...line up to my left :lol: :roll: |
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Nice to see you have a sense of humour MOS.... :lol:
I'm not that smooth... 8) |
That's great stuff, so true. :alcoholic:
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:beerchug: I'd rather have a bottle in front of me... than a frontal lobotomy :alcoholic:
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I need a lot of booze to get me to mispronounce those words. I have a high tolerance. :lol:
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Jaysum crow your tellin me... :shock:
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I had a few and I was feelin no pain really quick, this boy was pounding em back like water. Geez, at one point some girl was pullin me down to "talk" while she stammered to get the words out, Pete stands there and laffs at my drunk ass trying to make sense of it. That 13 dolla martini and that was IT :shock:
Screws to DrugRunner...your car is called DesignatedDriver :P |
I was laughing at the girl actually :lol:
"DesignatedDriver" may go over better with the cops, and my parents, but it won't fit in that window though :lol: :lol: |
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