i headbutted nancy. (it hurt, dont ask why, it was an accident)
she headbutted me. (it hurt worse, but it wasnt an accident)
me: "my god, we're like a pair of retarded monkeys."
her: "retarded monkeys?"
me: "yeah."
her: im not a retarded monkey.
me: well fine. but i am.
me: i want to be a retarded monkey when i grow up.
her: i wont marry a retarded monkey
me: yes you will. if you recall, you already promised. you can be the wife of a retarded monkey.
me: im going to have fifty of them, you know.
[ one eyebrow went up at this point ]
her: fifty? you cant afford fifty. and polygamy is frowned on by society.
me: retarded monkeys.
her: what?
me: im going to have fifty retarded monkeys.
[ pause ]
me: they eat bananas.


okay so im bored.

at what point in this conversation did one, and then the other eyebrow go up?

I always know thats when I"m losing

original post edited to reflect when one eyebrow went up.

both eyebrows never went up in this conversation. i will attempt to raise both next time.

retarded monkeys FTW!!!!

Jeff, put down the peace pipe

puff, puff, pass....
And, where can I get a retarded monkey?

sams club. theyve got them by the bushel.

Cool, gonna have to check it out.
Thought maybe you'd be breeding them since you're gonna have 50 of them.

well, it had been my plan. ive got a shed and bananas and everything.

Let me know how that works out with the better half. I am guessing she won't be so keen on the idea.