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Old 02-18-2007, 11:29 PM   #1
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i headbutted nancy. (it hurt, dont ask why, it was an accident)
she headbutted me. (it hurt worse, but it wasnt an accident)
me: "my god, we're like a pair of retarded monkeys."
her: "retarded monkeys?"
me: "yeah."
her: im not a retarded monkey.
me: well fine. but i am.
me: i want to be a retarded monkey when i grow up.
her: i wont marry a retarded monkey
me: yes you will. if you recall, you already promised. you can be the wife of a retarded monkey.
me: im going to have fifty of them, you know.
[ one eyebrow went up at this point ]
her: fifty? you cant afford fifty. and polygamy is frowned on by society.
me: retarded monkeys.
her: what?
me: im going to have fifty retarded monkeys.
[ pause ]
me: they eat bananas.


okay so im bored.
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at what point in this conversation did one, and then the other eyebrow go up?

I always know thats when I"m losing
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original post edited to reflect when one eyebrow went up.

both eyebrows never went up in this conversation. i will attempt to raise both next time.
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Old 02-19-2007, 10:21 AM   #4
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retarded monkeys FTW!!!!
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Jeff, put down the peace pipe
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puff, puff, pass....
And, where can I get a retarded monkey?
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sams club. theyve got them by the bushel.
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Cool, gonna have to check it out.
Thought maybe you'd be breeding them since you're gonna have 50 of them.
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well, it had been my plan. ive got a shed and bananas and everything.
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Let me know how that works out with the better half. I am guessing she won't be so keen on the idea.
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