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Old 03-10-2010, 01:30 AM   #1
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An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:

Man: 'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday,I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.'

Priest: 'Are you sorry for your sins?'

Man: 'What sins? '

Priest: 'What kind of a Catholic are you?'

Man: 'I'm Jewish.'

Priest: 'Why are you telling me all this?'

Man: 'I'm 92 years old ... I'm telling everybody.
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Lucky bastid!

Nice one Kevin, nice chuckle for the early A.M.
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X2 ^^^

Thanks again Kevin! always nice to start the day with a good chuckle
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