haha, thats awesome!

Too bad I won't remember any of this when I actually need to.

All you young (and most of us not-so-young anymore) guys need to print that out and keep a copy in your wallet and one on your bedroom dresser. You can't be reminded enough times that these really ARE the rules, like it or not.

And despite all your best efforts, once #3 is uttered, there'* no returning back to normal until "something" has appeased her. Don't ask me what that "something" is though...I don't have a clue (or so I've been told on occasion).

I think my dad uses jewelry for that "something"

Uh huh...jewelry works sometimes. But do you realize how much jewlery I'd have to buy if I used it every time?

I may be young and inexperienced, but I have found that most of my girlfriends had so much jewelry, they didn't know what they did and did not have. I could've easily "borrowed" a piece from the jewelry box and gave it to them as a gift, they would've never known the difference.

that don't work when they have honed their "nagging" skills. They know exactly what piece a daughter has "borrowed".

"Whatever" I use that one the most.

But it'* true. That'* basically what all that means. So now when you guys get mad because were confusing you and not telling you what'* wrong...look up that little note and you'll be able to go...Ooooooooh! She told me to **** off

I go straight to doing the dishes, laundry, and dinner....LOL

I'm not too much worried about the list. Ya got to remember,we've been together 7 years

Ok, what has confused me all these years is, how come this only works in one direction???

If a guy acted like this, we would be called pigs and worse.

Am I wrong guys????? :? :?: