1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That'* Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That'* okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint.
Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a women'* way of saying *%$ # YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement,meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man
asking "What'* wrong?" For the woman'* response refer to #3.

When are you getting married again?

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9-8-07 for the second time

Repost Its been awhile though. I could of sworn it was posted recently but maybe that was a different site

http://www.bonnevilleclub.com/forum/...ic.php?t=70568

I have to say that'* pretty good! And here you guys whine about not understanding women. Just follow the rules and no one will get hurt.

I agree with Tracy, when you hear a woman say these things, well then you know something is wrong. That is when you run out and get flowers, her favourite movie, or something really pretty from the jewelry store. And those things don't work, offer to make supper, do the dishes and put the kids to bed

i thought the only words they knew were stop, no and don't

As in: Stop being a jerk
No, you weren't listening
Don't think I won't hit you where it hurts...



Those were true Scott!! You follow that list and you'll be happily married for a long time

That list IS true, and confirms that (many) women play mind games. *siiiiigh*