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Old 01-09-2007, 05:41 PM   #1
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While she was "flying" down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a
bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in
wait.

The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic
patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What'* your hurry?"

To which she replied, "I'm late for work."

"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"

"I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.

The cop stammered, "A what?"

"A rectum stretcher."

And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"

"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up
to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I
work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly
but surely stretch it, until it'* about 6 feet wide."

"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot *******?" he asked

"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."

Traffic Ticket, $95.00
Court Costs $45.00
Look on the Cop'* Face...... PRICELESS
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Haro...don't even try that the next time
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Haro...don't even try that the next time
LOL. Yeah, really.. he might think you're 'into' something else.
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oh chit oh chit OH fockin chit........thats a good one Haro

Reminds my of when i brought the T/A up from FLA there was a wreck on the side of the road and the South Carolina Trooper said "how fast does it go" with out even thinking and blasting through GA i said Really i dont know but get behind me and we'll find out.... He thought i was kidding
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love it. Wish you would have put that up before i got my ticket.
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Thats one for the memory bank! LMAO!
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An oldie, but a goodie.... First heard that one make the rounds when I was a cop.
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it was a long time ago though
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