3 Minute Management Course




Lesson One:

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"

The eagle answered: "Sure, why not."


So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested.

All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Management Lesson: To be sitting and doing nothing,
you must be sitting very, very high up.



Lesson Two:

A turkey was chatting with a bull.


"I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey,


"but I haven't got the energy."

"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.
"They're packed with nutrients."

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung,


and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.


The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was prou! dly perched at the top of the tree.


He was promptly spotted by a farmer,
who shot him out of the tree.

Management Lesson: Bull **** might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.




Lesson Three:

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold; the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.

While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped
some dung on him .
As the frozen bird lay t! here in the pile of cow
dung, he began to realize how warm he was.


The dung was actually thawing him out!


He laid there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.


Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the
pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Management Lesson:
(1) Not everyone who ***** on you is your enemy.



(2) Not everyone who gets you out of **** is your
friend.



(3) And when you're in deep ****, it'* best to keep
your mouth shut!


This ends the three minute management course!

Thats Hilarious!!! I almost fell off my chair reading it.........

I've seen this before, but it is funny!! I need a way to anonymously send it to my "boss"

I've seen these, but probably 4 or 5 years ago. Very funny and mostly too true, lol.

Good ones!

Thats good. Just emailed it to a couple people at the office!

I gonna print that and hang it up here where I work.

That is outstanding