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Old 09-06-2006, 02:08 PM   #1
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A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by alocal liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young,idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?" "Negative, ma'am just serious bynature." "The young lady looked at his awards and decorations andsaid, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action." Yes, ma'am, a lotof action." The young lady, tiring of trying to start up aconversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relaxand enjoy yourself." The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't takethis the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?" "1955, ma'am." "Well, there you are.. You really need to chill out and quittaking everything so seriously! I mean no sex since 1955! She took hishand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" himseveral times. Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest andsaid, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!" The SergeantMajor, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, "Ihope not, it'* only 2130 now." (Don' t you love military time?!) Carry on!!
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I heard this one, but it was a naval captain and a doctor type person. Still funny!
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First time I'd heard that one...................

That'* a keeper
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Good one! <Copied and sent to others.>
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LOL..I saw Tracy posting 1955 and thought..

She was born in 55?
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LOL..I saw Tracy posting 1955 and thought..

She was born in 55?
Yeah I thought the same thing!

I was like, wow....she must be able to remember when dirt was white....

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LOL..I saw Tracy posting 1955 and thought..

She was born in 55?
Ahem!! I was born in 1965. BTW- dirt was still the same color it is now
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Tracy, are you telling me your into military guy'*?
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new one for me
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