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Old 07-25-2006, 09:30 AM   #1
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Default 15 Signs That You Aren't Famous

1. When you sign autographs it is only because you are paying with a check.

2. No one cares where you went on vacation.

3. You still have to pay for ******.

4. There are no press conferences when your girlfriend dumps you.

5. When you stand next to a celebrity, people assume that you are a retarded cousin.

6. You are less concerned with the paparazzi and more concerned with finding your left shoe.

7. You cannot get laid.

8. Nobody wants to post nude photos of you on the internet.

9. When you announce that you plan to change your name to an unpronounceable symbol, everyone just calls you "dumbass" instead.

10. The only interviews you have ever given were right after turning in an application.

11. Nobody is kissing your ***.

12. When you enter rehab...no one cares.

13. Your coworkers cannot remember your name.

14. Your attempts at getting a sandwich names after you at the local diner concluded with a tuna salad on rye called "the dumbass".

15. Your mom keeps calling to remind you that you aren't famous and you left your fabric softener at her house again.
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