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Old 07-25-2006, 09:36 AM   #1
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I once ran into 3 ducks in a park...

"Say, what'* your name?" I asked the first duck.

"Huey," was the reply.

"How'* your day been, Huey?"
"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?" said Huey.

"Oh. That'* nice," I said. Then turned to the second duck, "Hi,
and what'* your name?"

"Dewey," came the answer from duck number two.

"So how'* your day been, Dewey?" I asked.

"Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck want?"

I then turned to the third duck and said, "So, you must be Louie?"


"No," she said, batting her eyelashes.

"My name is Puddles."
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wrong, just wrong.


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wrongo duck **** stories...

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Ya forgot the pics..............

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Ban the sicko!!!
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Ya forgot the pics..............

you are a sicko
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You crazy man....
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Well this is riduckulous
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Ya forgot the pics..............

you are a sicko
I wasn't like this on Aug 3,2004

Is there some kind of coincidence going on here
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That one was funny! Sick, but funny
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