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Why do I always attract the morons!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Old Jun 2, 2003 | 03:32 PM
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I'm at a red light today and a Plymouth Breeze pulls up fast next to me. It had dark tinted windows and a bra on so I figured this guy thought his car was the sh**. And sure enough he wanted to race. He revved and inched up to the line every couple seconds.

It was so damn funny to me this guy wanted to race. I knew I would smoke him so I just waited patiently for the light to go green. And much like Sol'* kill of the Lumina, I BLASTED this guy!! NO CONTEST!! In a matter of 2 seconds I could see his whole car in my rearview. And to make it even MORE funny, this guy was about to turn right, but he quickly got behind me and followed me for another 2-3 miles down the road!! Every time he got near me he'd speed up behind me and try to pass me. But I tapped the gas each time and he got lost in traffic eventually. I guess he tried to gain back some self esteem from getting his A$$ handed to him. Another easy kill, but funny nonetheless.
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Yup! These guys just don't get it!
Old Jun 2, 2003 | 04:18 PM
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What are they trying to prove? That they can beat a 2 ton family sedan!!?!?
Old Jun 2, 2003 | 04:23 PM
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They're trying to prove that their mods (if any) were really worth the money. When in fact it'* a waste of money if they can only beat Dodge Colts!

Well, they can probably beat more than that, but not a 2 ton family sedan!
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Me and a buddy of mine mess with people in Glendal Heights (Chicago area) with stuff like that. We were in a mid 90'* Intrepid and provoked a Mustage GT that just sounded mean, but we needed proof that it was fast. So we kept revving it along the 6 lane highway and finally he just nailed it -- yep, he was fast.
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A Plymoth Breeze oh my god.... Who would do anything to a worthless peice of junk car like a Plymoth Breeze ! take the name *gay* 2 take the car itself *gay*. You cant do anything to help this guy so its a good thing you gave him a reality check and showed him a real car.
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Why do I always attract the morons!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Easy. Most of them ARE morons.
Old Jun 3, 2003 | 12:21 AM
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True.

Old Jun 3, 2003 | 12:24 AM
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I think the 92 Maxima that I killed rates as "moron"

We attract them, cuz they see young respectable people driving flagship cars and they feel the need to get beaten...I can't come up with any other explanation :P
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Well.. closest explaination I got are they are as dumb as bugs.. look at moths and mosquito and such.. they are attracted to the fire.. and even though they can sense the heat is extradinary.. they still keep heading for it till they finally get burnt.. hahahaha
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