Rice Plague
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Rice Plague
Fight the Rice Plague @ http://www.cardomain.com/id/rice_plague
P.*. I am gonna be getting a 94-97 Bonny SSEI soon, amazing cars..
P.*. I am gonna be getting a 94-97 Bonny SSEI soon, amazing cars..
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Good tlo have you here! We look forward to seeing what you get. I just nailed another Prelude 2.0si 2 nights ago, and he had the jump on me. I jumped him back from behind and beat him soundly. We ended up at 7-11 and he was freaked out completely when he looked under the hood and realized what a Bonneville was. He was actually humbled, which is rare for rice.
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That was about the funniest damn thing I've read in awhile! Well, funny but true.
It burns me up when stupid-asses start decking out their shitty 4-bangers and pretending that they have muscle cars.
If you take a guy, shave his ***, back, arms and legs and stick him in a dress, it doesn't make him a woman, just a funny looking dude in a dress. DAMN.
If I have one more ricer drive by my house rattling their fart-can exhausts at 11:00 at night, I swear I'm gonna mount a chain gun and rocket launcher on my Bonnie and START HUNTIN'.
It burns me up when stupid-asses start decking out their shitty 4-bangers and pretending that they have muscle cars.
If you take a guy, shave his ***, back, arms and legs and stick him in a dress, it doesn't make him a woman, just a funny looking dude in a dress. DAMN.
If I have one more ricer drive by my house rattling their fart-can exhausts at 11:00 at night, I swear I'm gonna mount a chain gun and rocket launcher on my Bonnie and START HUNTIN'.
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Pfftt... forget chaing guns and rocket launchers.. that'* for people you can't catch.. with Ricers.. just whoop their *** in the Bonnie and throw down some spike strips and thumb tack behind you after.. hee hee.. or even a pebble.. the way they like to slam them down.. a pebble would probable flip them over sunny side up... hee hee
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I don't know how many of those stupid cars I've seen on the side of the road broken down. I don't think I've ever seen a Bonnie on the side of the road though.
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27 torque on a Prelude. Holy crap thats just so sad it almost makes me cry with pity for the poor saps who own those.
And WIll, I'm amazed as well that a rice boy would be stunned after seeing under the hood of a Bonnie. Usually they say, "Well if I had a supercharger--" "Yeah well we arn't talking IF here buddy! So go %&*# yourself!"
And WIll, I'm amazed as well that a rice boy would be stunned after seeing under the hood of a Bonnie. Usually they say, "Well if I had a supercharger--" "Yeah well we arn't talking IF here buddy! So go %&*# yourself!"
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Not to defend these obvious Comedy Central Creations, but I think that the torque numbers are displayed in Newton/Meters....much lower. I'm not going to waste my time and convert them because they are still extremely small numbers!