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Old Jan 10, 2003 | 12:41 PM
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Fight the Rice Plague @ http://www.cardomain.com/id/rice_plague

P.*. I am gonna be getting a 94-97 Bonny SSEI soon, amazing cars..
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Old Jan 10, 2003 | 01:26 PM
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Good tlo have you here! We look forward to seeing what you get. I just nailed another Prelude 2.0si 2 nights ago, and he had the jump on me. I jumped him back from behind and beat him soundly. We ended up at 7-11 and he was freaked out completely when he looked under the hood and realized what a Bonneville was. He was actually humbled, which is rare for rice.
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Old Jan 10, 2003 | 03:08 PM
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That was about the funniest damn thing I've read in awhile! Well, funny but true.
It burns me up when stupid-asses start decking out their shitty 4-bangers and pretending that they have muscle cars.
If you take a guy, shave his ***, back, arms and legs and stick him in a dress, it doesn't make him a woman, just a funny looking dude in a dress. DAMN.

If I have one more ricer drive by my house rattling their fart-can exhausts at 11:00 at night, I swear I'm gonna mount a chain gun and rocket launcher on my Bonnie and START HUNTIN'.
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Old Jan 10, 2003 | 04:19 PM
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if you guys have anything to contribute to our site, like disses, pics, etc. it would be great. :P

the chain gun sounds good, haha
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Old Jan 10, 2003 | 05:49 PM
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Pfftt... forget chaing guns and rocket launchers.. that'* for people you can't catch.. with Ricers.. just whoop their *** in the Bonnie and throw down some spike strips and thumb tack behind you after.. hee hee.. or even a pebble.. the way they like to slam them down.. a pebble would probable flip them over sunny side up... hee hee
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Old Jan 10, 2003 | 06:11 PM
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I don't know how many of those stupid cars I've seen on the side of the road broken down. I don't think I've ever seen a Bonnie on the side of the road though.
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Old Jan 10, 2003 | 07:28 PM
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I see a ton of rice in the Motor-City. This is definitly NOT the place to have them.
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Old Jan 10, 2003 | 08:00 PM
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27 torque on a Prelude. Holy crap thats just so sad it almost makes me cry with pity for the poor saps who own those.

And WIll, I'm amazed as well that a rice boy would be stunned after seeing under the hood of a Bonnie. Usually they say, "Well if I had a supercharger--" "Yeah well we arn't talking IF here buddy! So go %&*# yourself!"
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Old Jan 10, 2003 | 08:34 PM
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You couldn't even drive over a speed bump with that torque. Couldn't even wreck the body kit from a speed bump with that torque.
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Old Jan 21, 2003 | 09:00 AM
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Not to defend these obvious Comedy Central Creations, but I think that the torque numbers are displayed in Newton/Meters....much lower. I'm not going to waste my time and convert them because they are still extremely small numbers!
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