Sorry to burst your bubble but there are only two reasons you beat the lambo, he prbably didn't have a 10 foot wing on the back or stickers. That'* definatly the reason you lost, I know the miata is probably awesome with its turbo that produces 100 psi but I had to set you straight, and you probably had good music going which I hear is good for boost

zzzz... guys this was a fiction story made up to laff at... i was laffin before, but obviously humor is a long lost art!

I'm pretty sure some of us still have the ability to see carcasm and appreciate it for what it is

thank god... i mean, im glad there are experts on our cars here to help us, but some of these guys take everything so seriously and jus get all torqued about some stuff... thats why im here! to keep everyone from throwing ther chairs and breakin out the "yer mama" jokes...

yer mama so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

sorry, i jus couldnt help it...

I don't have a mom, me and my dad share yours! Boo Ya

doh!

I know this is off topic but I have to put them in
1.If yo momma would have been $5 dollars cheaper I would have been yo daddy
2.I would have been your dad but the dog beat me up the stairs

The last time someone said a "yo mama" joke at me I told them my mom was dead.
People generally shut the hell up after that.(My mom is not dead.)
Anyway, the story was great to read and I hope to read some more really soon!

Downshift to 1st at 55... LMFAO