You just gotta smile at this one...
Two Rednecks, Seth & Amos were sitting around talking one afternoon.
After a while, Seth says to Amos, "If I was to sneak over to your place
Saturday and make love to your wife while you was off huntin', and she got
pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"
Amos crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, spit on
the ground, and squinted his eyes like he was thinking real hard about the
Finally, he said, "Well, I don't know about kin, but it would make us