Why Rednecks Can't Be Paramedics....
Hope it is not a repost.
Bubba and Dwayne are out in the woods hunting when Bubba grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.
Dwayne whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What should I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions...........First, let'* make sure he'* dead."
There is a silence... and then a shot rings out.
Dwayne comes back on the line, "Okay, now what???"
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