Joe O'brien was sitting at the bar of his favorite pub when a man walks into the pub walks up to him and says, "Your Mum'* the best **** around." Joe just sits there while the man walks over and to the other end of the bar and orders a pint.

A couple minutes later the man comes back over to Joe and says "Your Mum says I gave her the best ******** she'* ever had." Now everyone in the pub is expecting a brawl but Joe just sips his pint while the man goes back to his stool, downs his pint and orders another.

A half hour and a couple pints later the man comes over to Joe again, puts his hand on Joe'* shoulder and slurs "I'm going to give your Mum a ******** she won't forget"

This time Joe stood up, grabbed the man by the arm and pointed him twoard the door and said "Go home Dad, yer drunk"

That'* psycho -I just got home from the clan gathering (McCoy'* -at least I have a date with the bar tender tomorrow night ) and that'* almost verbatim with what I told my dad -the waitress -her pics MAY show up here upon her approval.

haha, ur all crazy....as am i...

did i really waste all that time to actually read that post?