WOW....now I can't wait to start opening presents this morning....just to get my mind off that image!! Oh, and thanks about the clock spider rewind...I almost had that out of my head till u mentioned it
First I'd go get the fire extinguisher. Then I'd grab a candle lighter and a can of raid! Flammable, raid! Hold lit candle lighter in from of raid nozzle and push spray nozzle down. Or take my old .410 shotgun and procede to ventilate the little bastards. And the wall behind them but hey, I'm army there are such things as "acceptable losses".