How to tell your married...
Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting
about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night all
three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their
After a few days they meet up for lunch.
The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found
me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and
said, "You are the woman of my life. I love you." Then we made love all
The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I
was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat.
opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.
The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother'* house for the
night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black
stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the
door and saw me he said, "What'* for dinner, Batman?"
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Originally Posted by BillBoost37
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