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Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting
about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night all
three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their
eyes.
After a few days they meet up for lunch.
The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found
me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and
said, "You are the woman of my life. I love you." Then we made love all
night long.
The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I
was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat.
When I
opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.
The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother'* house for the
night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black
stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the
door and saw me he said, "What'* for dinner, Batman?"
about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night all
three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their
eyes.
After a few days they meet up for lunch.
The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found
me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and
said, "You are the woman of my life. I love you." Then we made love all
night long.
The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I
was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat.
When I
opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.
The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother'* house for the
night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black
stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the
door and saw me he said, "What'* for dinner, Batman?"
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yea what the hell. if my GF and i were marired and she dressed up like that. i would be all over her.
unless ofcourse he was refering to himeself as batman then it would be ok
unless ofcourse he was refering to himeself as batman then it would be ok
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Originally Posted by vital49
Well maybe if she gave him something good to work with underneath all that it would have been a different story........
lol didnt think of that
she could be like 250
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