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Old 04-17-2008, 12:14 PM   #1
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Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting
about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night all
three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their
eyes.

After a few days they meet up for lunch.

The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found
me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and
said, "You are the woman of my life. I love you." Then we made love all
night long.

The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I
was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat.
When I
opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.

The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother'* house for the
night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black
stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the
door and saw me he said, "What'* for dinner, Batman?"
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Thats one boring husband
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yea what the hell. if my GF and i were marired and she dressed up like that. i would be all over her.


unless ofcourse he was refering to himeself as batman then it would be ok
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Well maybe if she gave him something good to work with underneath all that it would have been a different story........



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Well maybe if she gave him something good to work with underneath all that it would have been a different story........




lol didnt think of that

she could be like 250
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Ya, if she was like three bucks....then you have your answer.........
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thats hilarious. id say it just bc of that.
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