Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their
The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.
Coroner tells the Inspector: "First body: A Frenchman, 72, died of heart
failure while with his mistress. Hence the enormous smile."
"Second body: Irishman, 25, won a thousand dollars on the lottery, spent it
all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."
The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"
"Ah," says the coroner, "This is the most unusual one. William Randolf Barrette, 6th year student at the University of Miss. 30, was struck by lightning."
"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.
"Thought he was having his picture taken..."
Dark Teal Metallic (CAI, 180* T-Stat, Dual Climate Control, Tinted Windows, Silver Grill Inserts, Headlight Blackouts)
Also have: 1992 SSEi(CAI, Xenon Glow Headlights, Cyberwhite Navigator Fogs)
Originally Posted by BillBoost37
Stop starin at my thingy!