Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb
making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his butt.
If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks very
uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?"
I regret I cannot", lamented the first Arab. "It is permanently stuck in my
"I do not understand," said the other.
The first Arab says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an
oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an American
flag attire with a white beard and top hat came boiling out. He said, "I am
Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish."
I said, "No ****?"
God Bless America
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