A golfer stands over his tee shot for what seems an eternity to his partner.

He looks up, looks down, measures the distance and figures the wind direction and speed.

The longer he takes, the more his partner fidgets.

The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot."

"Forget it, man," the partner says. "You'll never hit her from here."

haha thats pretty good, will be telling that one to friends =]

lol thats a good one. i could see some of our family friends saying that