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Old 09-17-2003, 08:07 AM   #1
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and other propaganda disseminated by misguided women.

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Too funny ...and for the record, I don't expect any of these things (though it'* occasionally nice when one or two happen :P ). I hate those women that walk around like they live on the set of a romantic comedy ...get real. Maybe these women should think of a few things to please men...hmmm...let me see...

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
3. Repeat as needed

Man...we have it easy!
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Too funny ...and for the record, I don't expect any of these things (though it'* occasionally nice when one or two happen :P ). I hate those women that walk around like they live on the set of a romantic comedy ...get real. Maybe these women should think of a few things to please men...hmmm...let me see...

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
3. Repeat as needed

Man...we have it easy!
That would be SWEET!!!
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Someone read the manual
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1. Show up naked
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3. Repeat as needed

Someone read the manual
Almost...its

1) show up naked
2) BE the food
3) repeat as needed...
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The MANual..release 2
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1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
3. Repeat as needed

Someone read the manual
Almost...its

1) show up naked
2) BE the food
3) repeat as needed...
Wow...I thought we were supposed to be PG-13 here...hahahaa...well done.
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The PG-13 rule is listed on the back pages of the MANual, it suggests avoiding PG-13 where possible
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Too funny ...and for the record, I don't expect any of these things (though it'* occasionally nice when one or two happen :P ). I hate those women that walk around like they live on the set of a romantic comedy ...get real. Maybe these women should think of a few things to please men...hmmm...let me see...

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
3. Repeat as needed

Man...we have it easy!
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