Two Ladies Talking in Heaven

1st woman: Hi! My name is Sherry.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!


1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit
shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy &finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early
to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.


1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the
house looking. I ran up into the attic &searched, & down into the basement. Then I went through every closet
&checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, &finally I became so exhausted that
I just keeled over with a heart attack &died.

1 st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.

Hehehe, Talk about fridgid.........

LOL......good...