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Old 10-20-2003, 11:12 AM
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Once there were three men, Dave, John, and Sam, who were involved in a tragic car accident in which all three died. As they stood at the gates of heaven St. Peter came up to them and said, "You will all be given a method of transportation for your eternal use around heaven. You will be judged on your past deeds, and will have your transport chosen accordingly." St. Peter looked at Dave and said, "You, Dave, were a bad man. You cheated on your wife four times! For this, you will drive around Heaven in an old beat up Dodge." Next St. Peter looked at John and said, "You, were not so evil, but you still cheated on your wife two times. For this, you will forever travel around heaven in a Honda Civic." St. Peter finally looked at Sam, and said, "You, Sam, have set a fine example. You did not have sex until after marriage, and you never cheated on your wife! For this, you will forever travel through heaven in a Bonneville." A short time later, Jon and Dave pulled up in their cars next to Sam'* Bonneville and there he is, sitting on the hood, head in hands, crying. "What'* wrong, Sam?" they asked. "You got the Bonneville! You are set forever! Why so down?" Sam looked up, ever so slowly opened his mouth and cried, "I just saw my wife go by on a skate board."
Old 10-20-2003, 11:35 AM
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Haha, excellent.
Old 10-20-2003, 12:00 PM
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Good one! I like your edits!
Old 10-20-2003, 12:22 PM
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Brilliant...

Told a few Bonnie fans that joke to at work
Old 10-20-2003, 08:31 PM
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lol, nice editing...instead of a beat up dodge, maybe a rusty astrovan with no hubcaps.
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Very nice. Remind me not to tell it to the wife tho.
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lol, skate board...
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Funny
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that was funny
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oh thats one for the books right there. CLASSIC
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