MARRIED LIFE






- MAKES MY EYES TEAR UP, SUCH A HAPPY ENDING !




A couple had only been married for two
weeks and the husband,
although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town an d party
with his old buddies.



So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."


"Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife.




"I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face," he answered. I'm going to
have a beer."



The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door
to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from
12 different countries:

Germany , Holland , Japan , India , etc.




The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think
of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar... You know... they
have frozen glasses... "



He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him
by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a
huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills
just holding it.



The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at
the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't
be long. I'll be! right back. I promise. OK?"



"You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven
and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs
in blankets, mushroom caps, and little quiches.



"But my sweet honey... at the bar. you know there'* swearing, dirty
words and all that..."



"You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? LISTEN UP CHICKEN ****! SIT YOUR
*** DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND EAT
YOUR HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE

YOUR MARRIED ***

ISN'T GOING TO A DAMNED BAR!

THAT **** IS OVER , GOT
IT, JACKASS?"

and....they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story?

yes dear