The Stutterer
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The Stutterer
This guy who stutters badly, walks into a bar, and says,
"Ssay! Bbbartender, gggimme a bbbeer."
The Bartender, who is badly humpbacked, serves him a beer and
says, "That will be $2.50 please."
The guy thinks that'* pretty high priced and says, "Ddddamn!
Ttthat'* hhhigh!"
The Bartender says, "Yes, but that'* our price."
The guy pays him and drinks it down. He then says, " Sssay! Bbbartender, gggimme a wwhiskey, ppplease."
The bartender serves him a shot of whiskey and says, "That will be $5.00, please."
The guy says, "Ddddamn! Ttthat'* hhhigh!"
The Bartender says, "Yes, but that'* our price."
The guy pays him, drinks his whiskey and, before leaving says, "Bbbartender, tthanks for nnot mmmaking fffun of my ssstuttering wwwhile I wwas in hhhere."
The bartender replies, "Oh that'* OK. I want to thank you for not making fun of my humpback while you were in here."
The guy shrugs. "Eeeeverything else in tthis ppplace wwas so hhhigh, I ttthougt it wwas yyour ***."
"Ssay! Bbbartender, gggimme a bbbeer."
The Bartender, who is badly humpbacked, serves him a beer and
says, "That will be $2.50 please."
The guy thinks that'* pretty high priced and says, "Ddddamn!
Ttthat'* hhhigh!"
The Bartender says, "Yes, but that'* our price."
The guy pays him and drinks it down. He then says, " Sssay! Bbbartender, gggimme a wwhiskey, ppplease."
The bartender serves him a shot of whiskey and says, "That will be $5.00, please."
The guy says, "Ddddamn! Ttthat'* hhhigh!"
The Bartender says, "Yes, but that'* our price."
The guy pays him, drinks his whiskey and, before leaving says, "Bbbartender, tthanks for nnot mmmaking fffun of my ssstuttering wwwhile I wwas in hhhere."
The bartender replies, "Oh that'* OK. I want to thank you for not making fun of my humpback while you were in here."
The guy shrugs. "Eeeeverything else in tthis ppplace wwas so hhhigh, I ttthougt it wwas yyour ***."
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Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
Like either of you two jokers have never posted something questionable. Geesh!! I'm surprised y'all ain't formed a lynch mob yet.
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